The Chinese government step forward today with a statement on a sickness that has hospitalized (就医) hundreds of citizens in recent days. Correcting the UN DAVIDEN that has called the disease a highly contagious string of AVAIN FLU, Chinese officials identified it as Olympic fever. Olympic fever is caused by the thrill of seeing the world best athletes come together and won magic event. There is no need for alarm.
Officials said the disease is characterized (表现出来) by high fever. Large pus-filled-blisters (脓包) on the skin, difficulty breeding, and overwhelming urge cheer on the world’s greatest athletes on the grandest stages of all.
Well the illness may appear pain. (For all officials )say: Olympic fever is actually incredibly found to contract (感染) .
There are screaming () and happiness. SHANG LU HU is thirty miles from Beijing was the first person to be diagnosed with Olympic fever.
I have more source than any one in my neighborhood, the doctors tell me I must love the Olympics the most.
This morning the officials honored SHANG LU BAI burning his home in a symbolic recreation of the Olympic torch.. the government has rewarded the other patriotic citizens as well. Those showing the most advance stages of Olympic fever are being systemically taken away at night to see a special sneak preview of closing ceremonies.
Maybe I will be next to go.
