Song of Morons

(Translated from 红豆豆–沙碧世界 by someone.)

(A)

In the wide, wide world,
Morons are everywhere.

Morons do not know
that they are morons
precisely because they are morons.

They will never change into non-morons
because they never know
that they are morons.

Morons believe non-morons do not understand them
only because non-morons do not think
like morons.

Morons are stubborn.
Morons are dumb.

Morons are always happier
than non-morons.

(B)

Morons like to repeat
other morons’ behavior
and feel proud of that.

Some morons find a black spot on an apple
and become wild with joy,
thinking that they have discovered the ultimate truth
on the earth.

And still some other morons
like to shout slogans
following other morons’ suit
with very, very loud voices.

When in a good mood,
watching morons can be entertaining.

When in a bad mood,
Watching morons can be annoying.

(C)

Morons are magnetic.

The presence of several morons
can attract more morons to come.

Morons join together to praise each other
and as a result
morons’ influences are magnified.

And still there are some non-morons
who slowly turn into morons
for hanging out too often


with morons

(一)

大千世界
苍苍茫茫
沙碧遍地

沙碧们
不知道
自己是
沙碧
因为
他们
是沙碧

他们
永远
无法变成
非沙碧
也因为
他们根本
不知道
自己是
沙碧

沙碧以为
非沙碧
不理解他们
只是因为
非沙碧
没有按
沙碧方式
思维

沙碧们
很固执

沙碧们
很不敏感

沙碧
总是比
非沙碧
开心

(二)

沙碧们
喜欢重复
沙碧行为
并为此
十分得意

有些沙碧
在苹果上
发现了一个黑斑
便欣喜若狂
以为自己
一不小心
发现了
真理

还有些
沙碧
看别的
沙碧
喊什么口号
TA就跟着

嗓门
还特大

心情好时
看沙碧
很搞笑

心情不好时
看沙碧
很烦躁

(三)

沙碧
具有
磁性吸引

只要
几只沙碧
出现
很快就有
愈来愈多的
沙碧
聚集

沙碧们
聚在一起
相互称赞
于是
沙碧行为
越来越
发扬光大

也还有些
非沙碧
因为总和
沙碧
混在一起
渐渐地
也变成了
。。。
。。。

沙碧