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怎么这么多常识性错误??? -- 游客 - (294 Byte) 2004-1-02 周五, 14:08 (578 reads) |
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作者：makeway 在 海归商务 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
although typos might be TERRIBLE......
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1. A daughter sent a telegram to her father on passing her B.Ed exams, which the father received as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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2. A husband, while on a business trip to a hill station sent a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here."
The message received by the wife was "I wish you were her."
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3. A man wanted to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him what message he wanted put on the cake.
He thought for a moment and said, "put 'you are getting older but you are getting better'.".
The salesman asked "how do you want me to put it?"
The man said ' Well...put "You are getting older" at the top and "but you are getting better" at the bottom.'
When the cake was unveiled at the party all the guests were aghast at the message on the cake.
It read : "You are getting older at the top, but you are getting better at the bottom"
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Morale of the Story:
1. Double proof read everything before you send.
2. Don't trust others to write it right for you.
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BTW, it's HALLOWEEN. 
作者：makeway 在 海归商务 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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 【老狼的爱情故事之三】 －－ 雁儿，梦是不能重复的 -- 狼协 - (25481 Byte) 2003-12-20 周六, 10:05 (4703 reads) - 怎么这么多常识性错误??? -- 石生木 - (294 Byte) 2004-1-02 周五, 14:08 (578 reads)
- Maybe just typos, don't be that picky...... -- makeway - (2836 Byte) 2004-1-02 周五, 18:34 (390 reads)
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