Graduates of Yale University， I apologize if you have endured this type of prologue before， but I want you to do something for me. Please， take a good look around you. Look at the classmate on your left. Look at the classmate on your right. Now， consider this：five years from now， 10 years from now， even 30 years from now， odds are the person on your left is going to be a loser. The person on your right， meanwhile， will also be a loser. And you， in the middle？ What can you expect？ Loser. Loserhood. Loser Cum Laude.
In fact， as I look out before me today， I dont see a thousand hopes for a bright tomorrow. I dont see a thousand future leaders in a thousand industries. I see a thousand losers.
Youre upset. Thats understandable. After all， how can I， Lawrence Larry Ellison，college ｄｒｏｐout， have the audacity to spout such heresy to the graduating class of one of the nations most prestigious institutions？ Ill tell you why. Because I， Lawrence Larry Ellison， second richest man on the planet， am a college ｄｒｏｐout， and you are not.
Because Bill Gates， richest man on the planet —— for now， anyway —— is a college ｄｒｏｐout， and you are not.
Because Paul Allen， the third richest man on the planet， ｄｒｏｐped out of college， and you did not.
And for good measure， because Michael Dell， No. 9 on the list and moving up fast， is a college ｄｒｏｐout， and you， yet again， are not.
Hmm . . . youre very upset. Thats understandable. So let me stroke your egos for a moment by pointing out， quite sincerely， that your diplomas were not attained in vain. Most of you， I imagine， have spent four to five years here， and in many ways what youve learned and endured will serve you well in the years ahead. Youve established good work habits. Youve established a network of people that will help you down the road. And youve established what will be lifelong relationships with the word therapy. All that of is good. For in truth， you will need that network. You will need those strong work habits. You will need that therapy.
You will need them because you didnt ｄｒｏｐ out， and so you will never be among the richest people in the world. Oh sure， you may， perhaps， work your way up to No. 10 or No. 11， like Steve Ballmer. But then， I dont have to tell you who he really works for， do I？
And for the record， he ｄｒｏｐped out of grad school. Bit of a late bloomer.
Finally， I realize that many of you， and hopefully by now most of you， are wondering， Is there anything I can do？ Is there any hope for me at all？ Actually， no. Its too late. Youve absorbed too much， think you know too much. Youre not 19 anymore. You have a built-in cap， and Im not referring to the mortar boards on your heads.
Hmm…… youre really very upset. Thats understandable. So perhaps this would be a good time to bring up the silver lining. Not for you， Class of 00. You are a write-off，so Ill let you slink off to your pathetic $200，000-a-year jobs， where your checks will be signed by former classmates who ｄｒｏｐped out two years ago.
Instead， I want to give hope to any underclassmen here today. I say to you， and I cant stress this enough： leave. Pack your things and your ideas and dont come back. Drop out. Start up.
For I can tell you that a cap and gown will keep you down just as surely as these security guards dragging me off this stage are keeping me down . . .
（At this point The Oracle CEO was ushered off stage.）
