呐,偶经常教育偶家丫头,“呐,宝宝啊,看男孩子,要看他对你好不好,不是看人家帅不帅穿什么衣服,OK,上次那个,穿Abercrombie衣服,Ralph Lauren裤子,特帅,特酷,特有型,是不是?结果呢?你围着人家转,对人家笑,人家理你吗?Huh? 太没自尊鸟!...人家军军对你多好啊,不就是稍微矮了点吗,不就是稍微黑了点吗,不就是穿Baby Gap吗,人见你就笑,把那么多书那么多玩具给你,你怎么不理人家呢?啊?人家妈妈也在旁边,看见宝贝儿子让女孩子这么PK,心里该多难过啊...hey, 赶快把马桶盖放下来,look at me in the eyes, MOMMY IS TALKING TO YOU!!! 尿尿了是不是?Let's go change diaper...来,跟妈妈说,iPEED, iPOOD, iPOD, IPAD, IPAD2! "
签名:Maybe someday I should send a letter to Apple and suggest that they name their next generation product iPEED!