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幽忧
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作者：幽忧 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
HOW TO TELL IF A GUY IS GOOD IN BED
before you hop in the sack
Ladies, before you date that hunky guy you met last night, read the 10 vital signs that will reveal if he's a STUD or a DUD in bed.
The list was compiled from a dozen different American and European studies of male sexual behavior and was edited by Weekly World News' own crack medical reporting team.
Here's what you must look for to determine if the man of your dreams will bring you bliss or the blahs:
DUD: If the ring finger of his right hand is the same length or shorter than his forefinger, dump him fast. This guy has all the sex drive of a castrated camel.
STUD: Look for square palms and plenty of hair on the back of your guy's hands. Scientists say this means he's probably descended from the ancient Neanderthals and will be a tireless animal in the sack.
DUD: Does he have a huge beer belly? If he does, get rid of him. All he'll do is squash you into the mattress like a bug and the pleasure will be all his, not yours.
STUD: If your prospective date is balding, get ready to have a good time. This guy's testosterone level is through the roof and he'll keep going all night like the Energizer Bunny.
DUD: Steer clear of a man who talks constantly about his dear old mom. A mama's boy is useless in bed. Given the choice of sex partners, he'll choose a nurse over a nympho every time -- so what does that tell you?
STUD: Go for the guy with a real big nose. A huge hooter means he's big in other places.
DUD: Drop a man whose eyes are set too close together. He'll turn in an average performance in bed, but will tire easily. Poor thing, you don't want to be lying there, still in heat, while he snores like a ruptured pig at your side.
STUD: Wide-set eyes are a different matter entirely. This guy is an excellent lover and he will go out of his way to pleasure you. If you like to experiment and get kinky, he's the stud for you.
DUD: As a general rule, steer clear of lawyers. They'll bore you to death in the sack, and if you try to get too kinky they'll wind up suing you for sexual malpractice.
STUD: Cops are very good in bed and they have wonderful ways of using their handcuffs. Be warned though, never allow him to bring his pistol to bed. One gun in the sack is quite enough.
Follow these tips faithfully and you'll enjoy your sex life enormously. But all the studies warn not to have sex on a first date -- you don't want your stud to think you're easy.
作者：幽忧 在 海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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