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[老中原创] 我这辈子是死于欢场还是课堂???

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标题: [老中原创] 我这辈子是死于欢场还是课堂??? (5118 reads) 时间: 2011-2-21 周一, 04:24

作者：laozhong 在海归酒吧发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com

I said the above at 98 maybe 2-3 years ago and tonite I realized it might not be a joke!!!

I got hypertension after I met Perfect Lover (PL), a print model born in very downtown Chongqing (I spent 15 minutes to figure out plane model and press model given by some online dictionaries are wrong!)

The reason for my hypertension is because she smashed ALL the girls I "experienced" in my past 64.75 years except for the airline attendant from Taiwan, which I think is tied with PL!!!

Before I went to her QQ just 60 minutes ago, I thought she is a high school student!!!

Well, Le Wen De would point out it is impossible for me to "experience" any "regular" girl in Chongqing.

He is right.

PL charges 3 times more than other girls on the floor with no hands move allowed.

Tonite was the second time she came to the floor. From what she said, she seemed short of certain amout of emergency cash.

It took me quite some effort and patience to finally get my turn.

When I eventually got to see her face 5 inches away, I started feeling dizzy.

She called herself Perfect Lover, but I would call her Perfect 10!!!

HER APPEARANCE WAS TOTALLY IMPECCABLE!!!

She of course has no cellphone while 99% other girls there are more than willing to give u their numbers.

Therefore, I concentrated on making tonite's encounter not our last time seeing each other, which probably lowered my blood pressure.

Since there was only 30 minutes left, I had to make her feel I could be relatively trusted to certain degree and then give her my number so that she would be able to call me later.

As usual, I sold myself successfully.

On our way out, I found she was accompanied by a middle-aged woman, which further confirmed my guess that she is a high school student.

Sitting in my taxi, I started feeling more and more excited and my blood pressue seemed higher and higher.

I cancelled my mid-nite meal and rushed home. I was sweaty even without wearing my coat!

The moment I got home, I placed cold towel on my forehead and laid down in my massage chair for quite some time, but I still felt hot and excited.

I thought I had to do sth else to get rid of my PL obsession!!!

Luckily, I lost sth tiny when examining sth I bought today and it took me 20 minutes to finally find it.

I then felt back normal and started my QQ to check her photos.

Since I seldom get on QQ, it was a long journey before I eventually made it.

However, I cannot post her photo here for obvious reasons.

If u find some photos I post a few weeks later extremely @#$%&, u may think they are her photos.

Sadly, I should no longer expect anything exciting or even try to avoid anything exciting to happen. Otherwise, that could be the end of my world.

As sadly, I will live the rest of my life without anything exciting.

Sigh...

laozhong
4:25 AM, 2/21/2011

作者：laozhong 在海归酒吧发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com

上一次由laozhong于2011-2-22 周二, 04:13修改，总共修改了1次

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[老中原创] 我这辈子是死于欢场还是课堂??? -- laozhong - (2930 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 04:24 (5118 reads)

justa common intercoursem why your guys always talk,just hit -- 天狼猪 - (0 Byte) 2011-5-19 周四, 19:55 (379 reads)

老中，你就照北美崔哥说的做，一个老头找一少妇，刚婚没几天，老头死了，家属不服要验尸，法医结论是＂舒服死了＂哈哈 -- bus_driver - (0 Byte) 2011-2-23 周三, 08:55 (659 reads)

不上照片证明就认为你是在YY -- 悍马 - (57 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 13:10 (473 reads)

中叔，可是让人呼吸停止的小女孩，美国有更多哪！漂亮女孩多，所以美国漂亮女孩挺谦虚的。 -- 傻乐了 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 11:51 (430 reads)

calm down there, warm up here, finally, make a peace -- 易千钧 - (264 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 09:52 (591 reads)

she is new to the floor and learning. I sent her a text msg -- laozhong - (119 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 11:51 (737 reads)

人家赚块钱，您偏谈long term -- hunter007 - (59 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 15:55 (391 reads)

中叔 -- 龙腾西路 - (9 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 15:17 (391 reads)

Well, It sounds too humble. If she call back, you win. -- 易千钧 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 13:23 (332 reads)

借沙老的造句模式：生活就是一个悖论！ -- ferncrest - (17 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 02:49 (503 reads)

这也是我佩服老中的一个原因 -- 行者孙 - (79 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 01:28 (504 reads)

观感：重庆的美女要么在欢场，要么在课堂； -- 乐闻德 - (67 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 00:28 (984 reads)

感觉 -- 龙腾西路 - (51 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 11:04 (580 reads)

here are my reasons -- laozhong - (275 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 12:06 (504 reads)

我也觉得老中的英文难懂，很多回了，尤其是稍微写的长一点的时候。 -- Zorro - (0 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 23:59 (378 reads)

老中喜欢那妞看明白了，其他描述那妞的，什么什么charges three time without moves -- Property - (11 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 22:58 (581 reads)

比一般坐台的贵三倍，而且仅仅是眼看手勿动。 -- 乐闻德 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 00:08 (490 reads)

给我一个破！那应该这么说： -- 狼协 - (820 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 11:55 (706 reads)

if u guys do not even understand, I do not have to worry -- laozhong - (44 Byte) 2011-2-23 周三, 00:18 (564 reads)

要使高中生看不懂，也不是这么说啊！ -- 狼协 - (325 Byte) 2011-2-23 周三, 14:01 (495 reads)

both u and LE WEN DE made a wrong assumption -- laozhong - (88 Byte) 2011-2-23 周三, 14:09 (515 reads)

这个倒激起了我的好奇心了，难道我理解错了？ -- 乐闻德 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-24 周四, 05:21 (475 reads)

你们都在泡良OR五指山，欢场特别是国内EVER CHANGING的欢场，你们了解多少？ -- laozhong - (51 Byte) 2011-2-24 周四, 14:00 (544 reads)

（虚心求教）那么请问是什么意思呢？ -- 乐闻德 - (27 Byte) 2011-2-24 周四, 19:53 (363 reads)

那你告诉我们正确的 assumption 是什么？ -- 狼协 - (21 Byte) 2011-2-23 周三, 14:19 (358 reads)

嗯，就像有些精品店里写着，you break it, you buy it. 嘻嘻 -- ceo/cfo - (28 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 02:58 (592 reads)

这种欢场出版的无良印品，一早已经break了。。。 -- 乐闻德 - (9 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 03:51 (498 reads)

try to date an 18-year-old and you may feel like... -- 南京月牙湖 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 20:43 (361 reads)

What floor are you talking about? I am confused. -- 老克勒 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 17:25 (527 reads)

7 这还问？纽约交易所的 trading floor 呀 -- ceo/cfo - (0 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 03:03 (364 reads)

dear sir, where did u meet her? -- 君子豹 - (241 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 16:30 (727 reads)

嗯，读这英文，好比喝上了校长家的咖啡加酱油。 -- 波儿 - (23 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 06:37 (446 reads)

Laozhong's blood goes to the wrong direction...... -- 沙石壁崖 - (125 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 16:05 (439 reads)

【华佗把脉】哪天朕有空用朕深厚的英美文学功底，好好给爱卿的小品文润润色 -- 寡人 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 15:14 (401 reads)

欢场作课堂, 课堂当欢场, 就没顾虑了吧? -- nanonano - (2 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 14:58 (361 reads)

亏你活到这把年纪，漂亮和美之间还差着十万八千里呢 -- Mr.Perfect - (26 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 13:51 (462 reads)

切，人家都说天使在细节当中， -- 煎饼2点0 - (18 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 14:39 (332 reads)

calm down, that could be just a pretty face... -- ferncrest - (189 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 11:48 (420 reads)

还是死于课堂吧，老中你的机会来了：《美国白宫首次在大陆招实习生重庆获10个名额》 -- 海归草 - (882 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 10:33 (514 reads)

骗人的。在白宫作实习升必须是公民。就是参观也必须有当地议员推荐。 -- flyingtigerusa - (0 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 21:35 (261 reads)

老中的机会来了！ -- 狼协 - (368 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 10:57 (428 reads)

卧槽，介似老狼托梦于老中捏。 -- aomen - (9 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 23:47 (267 reads)

您肯定克林顿总统不会再回来了吗？ -- 波儿 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 10:36 (347 reads)

小波，这个当然肯定啦，美国宪法修正案规定了的哦。 -- 海归草 - (85 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 10:45 (332 reads)

真性情的中叔 -- 龙腾西路 - (5 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 09:19 (266 reads)

laozhong 很喜欢发掘 fair lady -- 新新 - (318 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 09:07 (519 reads)

这里要纠正老中一个语法： -- 狼协 - (195 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 10:53 (558 reads)

老中写的中文都很晦涩 -- Sarakawa - (103 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 23:39 (399 reads)

多看两遍就明白了。 -- 乐闻德 - (54 Byte) 2011-2-22 周二, 00:20 (300 reads)

老狼难道没有去过，只能看不能摸的美国脱衣舞厅？ -- 海归草 - (100 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 15:39 (470 reads)

生活中的口语往往语法是错的. 上次谁发的帖说拿高中英语选择题问老美, 老美往往说 -- laozhong - (38 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 12:13 (480 reads)

没错没错，中学英语101就说过：表示永恒真理的时候要用一般现在时，根本不用啥虚拟语气。 :P -- 乐闻德 - (30 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 12:26 (634 reads)

友情提示：您得肯定您说的是真理。 -- 波儿 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 12:29 (268 reads)

莞尔。作为资深码字的，俺要说：语法不重要，重要的是语感。 -- 波儿 - (139 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 12:15 (360 reads)

报告主席：俺一目十行没有看完紧话。言之不明的东西，甭管啥文，都让人看不下去丫！ -- 波儿 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 10:57 (297 reads)

所以这个是irregular (i.e., fairy lady)。 -- 乐闻德 - (19 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 09:40 (338 reads)

友情建议：您还是中文吧，这个。。。太像小学生作文鸟。 -- 波儿 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 08:55 (399 reads)

说句公道话，老中的英文虽然不刻意追求地道，但表达得很到位，一看就知功底很深。 -- 天凉好个球 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 09:07 (409 reads)

波大侦探断案：能用中文的为啥偏用不伦不类的英文？ -- 波儿 - (41 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 09:38 (522 reads)

狼大侦探断案： -- 狼协 - (215 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 10:49 (635 reads)

莞尔，据说亚男都怀有很深的lolita情结。 -- 波儿 - (0 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 12:11 (297 reads)

老中医提醒老中：要注意预防“马上风” -- 天凉好个球 - (62 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 08:49 (623 reads)

Strip-poker. Few yrs ago, a US turtle and I had strip-poker -- laozhong - (431 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 13:15 (515 reads)

一个小问题： -- 狼协 - (167 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 13:56 (395 reads)

Haha, 老中 is very cute. -- Iris - (0 Byte) 2011-2-21 周一, 08:33 (264 reads)

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