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文章标题: [老中原创/胡不归] 奉和功夫教授之"heavenly picture in China" (2352 reads)      时间: 2006-6-03 周六, 01:00   

作者:laozhong海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com

You wake up at about ten by yourself cuz u do not even have an alarm clock.

You then get online to check your e-mails, haiguinet and china247.com, and respond to whatever relatively urgent and/or interesting enough.

You then take shower and go downstairs for lunch. Depending on how much morning routine above you would like to do, your lunch could be as early as 11am or as late as 4pm.

You go thru 2 daily newpapers and 3 local weekly mags at lunch.

You then come back to your apartment and start the day "formally".

You go thru your to-do list to clear whatever relatively urgent and/or interesting enough. It could be something for the English corners or something else for the bank accounts in USA. Sharing your experiences with 98 XDJM has become an important part of your life.

You may also make a few calls to confirm the dinner in the evening and get some calls asking all kinds of questions, from an English word all the way to whether he/she should go abroad, prepare for graduate school entrance exams, marry the person who just proposed...

You are then tired since you get up about 8 hours ago without even a nap.

You go for foot massage to take a quality nap and make yourself ready for the evening and night -- the major part of your life.

You see pretties either at the English corners (twice a week) or at your dinner tables (3 - 5 times per week). A new UK research report just revealed that seeing pretties everyday would make a man's life 4-5 yrs longer [ZTed at 98].

You have more than 20 niteclub singing/dancing shows you watch periodically and you have a list of about 50 entertainment options for the male visitors from overseas and/or elsewhere in China.

You come back home as early as midnight or as late as 2am. If not totally exhausted, you report what you did and felt at 98 after you repeat your morning routine above.

You go to bed at 2 - 4am (occasionally 6am).

You somehow worry about what if you are tired of all these pretties. To your surprise, however, you keep getting stimulated almost everyday!!!

You no longer think an air crash would be the best way to finish after you think you have done everything cuz those pretties keep making you feel worthwhile to live longer.

Laozhong 2006-06-03

作者:laozhong海归酒吧 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com









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