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Travel: Come Fly With Me? A Quiz

Congratulations! You’re finally considering your first vacation together (as a couple, a quasi-couple, whatever). Here’s a little questionnaire to help you determine whether you’re ready to take the leap.

1. Hypothetical scenario: One of us gets bumped to first class. Who’s going — you or me?

2. Complete the following: When in Rome …
a) get wasted, dude!
b) don’t miss the Spanish Steps.
c) check out those hot Italian chicks.
d) beware of panhandlers.

3. Complete the following: Guidebooks are …
a) useful, but shouldn’t be relied upon.
b) to be used in conjunction with highlighters.
c) for tourists, not travelers.
d) best used as a doorstop.

4. What exactly is your policy on carrying other people’s luggage?

5. I have some extra room in my suitcase. I should pack:
a) running shoes.
b) some candles to put by the tub.
c) your handcuffs.
d) my handcuffs.
(Trick question. There is no way I’ll have extra room in my suitcase, fool.)

6. Do you have a fetish for having sex in historical landmarks or national parks?

7. We’re at the airport and one of us (i.e., me) gets hungry. You then:
a) tell me you’ll watch the bags and send me to the nearest Pizza Hut.
b) ask me what I’m in the mood for and go looking for it.
c) suggest we find a nice place to eat, since there’s a good 45 minutes before boarding.
d) take something sweet out of your pocket, because you knew I’d be hungry and that airport food is awful.

8. You’ve finally agreed to take me to your parents’ house for a long weekend. We get there and you:
a) introduce me to your parents, then leave me with your mother for some quality time.
b) suggest that you get the bags while I get to know your parents.
c) have your parents give me a tour of the house while you play with Rex, the family dog.
d) do not dream of leaving me alone with your parents for even one second.

9. Fill in the blank: When we get on the plane, your iPod is ___ iPod.

10. True or false: France, like any foreign country, is a place where you should be careful not to eat too much.
(False. You tell me not to eat in France, it’s over.)

11. We get separated. We’ll find each other at:
a) the nearest sports bar.
b) the nearest boutique hotel.
c) the nearest shoe store.

12. I will not under any circumstances try to get a look at your passport photo. ________________ (sign here)