有朋自远方来，不亦乐乎。在“大白菜和保险套”餐厅吃过晚饭，便去NANA。HOP过N吧，SINGHA过3*N巡，已是午夜时分。街头依然熙熙攘攘。便有了下面的对话。

妖：Hello. (升高的尾调)
人：Hello. (平调)
妖：Where are you going?
人：Go home, sleep.
妖：Can I go with you?
人：For what?
妖：Happy, happy.
人：Hmmm. Let me see. Are they real?
妖：Of course.
人：(捏一捏) Silicon lar.
妖：emm. Naughty, naughty. Real lar. I’ll take good care of you.
人：How?
妖：You know how lar.
人：You are (指向下面) cut?
妖：en.
人：Let me check.
妖：Ah ya. No lar.
人：No cut. How to take care of me?
妖：You know lar.
人：Sorry. No interest.
妖: Umph. If no interest, why touched my boobs?
人：Bye.
妖：Tip lar.
人：Bye bye.