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Uncategorized mmpower on 13 Nov 2005 12:18 pm

【喀嚓教主赋】

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喀嚓教主,名五月,吴越人氏。

太湿公曰:
吾观教主之为人,爆而不失其柔,率而不失其真,心胸磊落,刚直不阿,嬉笑怒骂,皆成文章。实另我等虚伪之士汗颜也!方其未功成名就而曾急流勇退,此进退自若、视名利如粪土,岂吾等委琐之市井小徒能料呼?特做《喀嚓教主赋》,以记之!

喀嚓教主赋
唯此战斗不易之年、魑魅横行之日,教主挥剪喀嚓之时,喀嚓教主门下走狗书虫为首,仅以群芳之蕊、鲛绡之透,歌颂教主曰:

旧金山夏季一别,匆匆逝去N天有余。期间教徒东奔西走,上下追查,竟无教主之痕迹。教主之为人,金玉不足言其贵,冰雪不足言其洁。抚今忆昔,教主之一笑一骂,记忆何等深厚?或同携手波女以涮野猫,或共小草执手泪眼以慰极光。如今往事悠悠,难于再续;旧日之情,何时重复?君记否,教主灌水之日,我等欢呼雀跃,欢乐何其盛也!教主潜水之时,我等莫名失落,惆怅何其多也!徒留空楼憾事、旧情遗趣。茶馆之中,不见教主之足迹,隔墙之98,何寻当日之倩影?花前月下,而芳踪何在;清风明月,而同语何人?虽龟坛之景仍在,而昔时之景全泯。半杯之酒尚存,共共饮之人无。空剩区区、些些心事。忆昔时于此,星眸顾盼,莺啼婉啭,娇语俏音,不绝于耳。嘻笑嗔叱,岂识忧伤!?

然教主少女天娇,惊才绝艳,岂能久伏!未几新创神功,青色腰棍,竟成飞龙在天之势!山回路转,教主芳踪又现,极目远眺,问天下谁与争风!

教主鲜夫永享,狩欲天齐!!!

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